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Of Babies, Botox, and Porcupine Balls…..A Mother’s Reflection

I am old.  I will be 45 in September. I don’t really feel old, and I don’t think I look old, but I have long suspected that I must be old.  Cashiers sell me booze without blinking, and everyone calls me ma’am. But  any doubt that I was aging died a few weeks ago, when […]

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Of Babies, Botox, and Porcupine Balls

I am old.  I will be 45 in September. I don’t really feel old, and I don’t think I look old, but I have long suspected that I must be old.  Cashiers sell me booze without blinking, and everyone calls me ma’am. But  any doubt that I was aging died a few weeks ago, when […]

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Getting Creamed

Getting creamed is usually not a good thing.  In sports, it would mean you lose.  Badly.  Not a close game. And possibly the game is called early, due to the ten run rule.  OUCH! In the South, and if you are a vegetable, getting creamed is good.  Very good.  You see, in the South, if […]

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