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Veni, Vidi, Vichyssoise

  Latin is the known as the “master language”, because it forms the basis for other languages, such as Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, French, and Italian. And because the Legal and Medical professions have existed since antiquity, much of the professional jargon for both is still heavily influenced by Latin. Since Latin was rumored to be […]

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Of Angels, Nuns, and Granny

    The Holidays are a time for making merry, celebrating what we believe, and practicing our traditions.  Whether that means going Christmas caroling, lighting a Menorah, or playing Mary in the church Nativity scene, we all have some sort of festivities in which to partake this time of year. This is also when many […]

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Of Meat Pies and Lingerie—Bringing the Heat

There are two kinds of Pasties.  One is the self-adhesive variety that dancers wear on stage.  Not classically trained dancers. The other kind.  They may be purchased in the same establishments that sell 6 inch platform heels and miniscule under-garments. This kind is pronounced paste-ee, which rhymes with tasty, although I am pretty sure they […]

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The Call of The Wild…And of The Chocolate

The capacity for being sneaky has existed for as long as mankind.  The only being with the ability to think beyond its instinct brings with it the power to choose mischief over conscientiousness, naughty over nice, and chocolate over vanilla.  The question of whether or not people are inherently good, or inherently bad is as old as the question of birth […]

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Let Me Eat Cake! How We Got It Wrong About Marie Antoinette

Marie Antoinette was the very young (14 years old), Austrian born bride toFrance’ King Louis XVI during the French Revolution.  She is most remembered for the infamous (and likely non-factual) comment “let them eat cake!” in reference to a mostly starving population of French peasants.  Had she lost her mind?  If you are the Queen, […]

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Santa and The Elves Are Cookie Thievin’ Sugar Junkies

Sugar is worse than illegal drugs.  It is today what LSD was in the 1970’s.  I know this because: 1)                   I was a Director at Psych and Chemical Dependency Hospital; and 2)                   I am a Foodie who bakes.  A lot. I believe that some people are able to kick their chemical dependencies more easily than their […]

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What Is A Grit? And Other Tales of Heartache

I am ashamed to say this as a Southerner, but I took grits for granted. They were always there on my breakfast plate.  A comfortable replacement for Cream of Wheat.  White. Creamy.  Sweet.  Slathered with butter.  Why should they dream to be anything else?  Why should I think they had other dreams? As happens too often […]

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You Fried The Shrimp In What?!

Pirate Shrimp One of the great things about cooking, is that there are no hard and fast rules. There are some suggestions, like “don’t put the Everclear in the saucepan while you are boiling the jello”, as you tend to burn down the kitchen before the jello shots are finished.  Thank you to my sister, Sarah, for testing […]

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Look Who Stole 1 Pound of Cream Cheese From My Counter

  Yep, he did.  After eating 2 pounds of butter a few months ago, tonight he stole (literally snatched it while I was in the washroom) 2 blocks of cream cheese and ate them.

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The Apple of My Pie

It is often said that cooking is art and baking is science.  Cooking was so natural to a right-brained, artistic type like myself.  I viewed a recipe as the canvas on which I would create my masterpiece.   A blank space to which I would add my own color with a pinch of this, or […]

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